stupid
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dannij08
United States
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Cottagecheeseha
Monterey Park, United States
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
bookbroke
Regina, Canada
Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML
Anonymous
Twin Falls, United States
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
poorcollegestudent
Canada
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Loverscry
Minneapolis, United States
Double down
Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML
choup
Australia
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
fmfl
United States
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
futuregigolo
Strasburg, United States
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
Top comments
irisr_fml 24
YDI for using something that important as a bookmark
stife7 13
So i guess buying a new book is out of the question.
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Comments (118)
davisjenny81 30
You could CANCEL the credit card, you know. Still a YDI, though, dumbass.
Zebediabolical 45
I really hope it wasn't a book on financial security.
MELKOZAR 27
Mama always said "Stupid is as Stupid does!"
AndrewMoreira14 19
Hmm, so whoever finds it wins a free book and the chance to go shopping?
PePziNL 20
Yay, free book!
Dick_diamond 22
Seriously?? How did you think that was a good idea??
AndrewMoreira14 19
I'm still surprised that you'd rather use a credit card, instead of using it to BUY a bookmark or two..
JazNim17 18
Or use the credit card to buy something , and use the receipt as a bookmark.
rydersmomma16 21
Or just use a piece of toilet paper in and not have to buy anything I'm astonished 0P thought this was a good good idea. Smh
gearhead369 20
Oh that is so not good! Sorry, OP. Hope you find it soon!
Darkness_Hate 29
Out of all the things, you were using something that important. YDI
gearhead369 20
Oh that is so not good! Sorry, OP. Hope you find it soon!
beararm 11
at least u werent using cash, jst call and get it canceled and nxt time use something wit less value.
rocker_chick23 27
Is it really that hard to spell out whole words? What are you, 6?