Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML
Double down
Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
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irisr_fml 24
YDI for using something that important as a bookmark
stife7 13
So i guess buying a new book is out of the question.
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rydersmomma16 21
YDI SO Much. Why the hell would you use your credit card as a bookmark? For chrissake use a piece of paper, a gum wrapper, or just fold the damn page. Not trying to be a jerk, That totally sucks, but YDI.
PizzaElHutt 7
Hahaha dumb ass.
cojt13 3
what dumbass uses a credit card for a book mark
Sheah_95 11
A hundred dollar bill would have worked just as well.
GreekHades 4
thats just stupid to use your credit card as a bookmark. just fold a piece of colored paper or something, jesus.
mylife29 4
I guess it "pays" to hold on to a good book ohohoho
LazyLarry 3
Although I'm going to admit that sucks, I'm gonna have to say that you deserved it.. I mean, couldn't you have used a price of paper? It makes more sense, doesn't it? If you lose the book and you were using a normal bookmark or a paper, you would be able to buy another book. Sorry, but this is on you.
Bibliovore 26
To be fair, losing a credit card doesn't itself mean being unable to buy another book. It means hassle -- getting the card canceled and a new one with a different number sent to you, getting any autopays changed over to that new number, and contesting any charges that weren't yours if your credit-card company gives you any grief about that -- but unless whoever finds the card uses it before you cancel it, and/or your bank and/or card company is obnoxious about removing contested charges, there's no inherent loss of money.
hidevin 11
I found a credit card in a book today...
tiredofwaiting 25
You deserve it for using some important as your credit card for a bookmark.
dogmanjoe1 4
******* idiot