Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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NoMercy_fml 0
Erase (cute) and replace it with (gay). Put (cute) beside your name
lalalalaura 0
It doesn't technically mean anything. I have a friend who put "Hottie" in front of his name, when he added his contact into my phone. Maybe someone did that instead of her?
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Comments (86)
Mr_Positive 3
so what...just cause she is with you doesn't mean her eyes are closed, she can find some other guy cute...but it's you that she likes more and that's why she's your gf !
aijay22 0
Why are you looking through your girlfriends phone?
galshuki 0
u need to chill. its just a name u dont know if tht person didnt add his number and wrote tht name there i have many friends tht put their phone # in my cell with nicknames so ur life is not ****** up.
CrunkCupcake97 2
tgb
hughman 0
I think "cute" may mean "booty call." Why do people assume he was snooping? Maybe he just wanted to see what pictures she had for his, and perhaps others', contacts. Or maybe she handed it to him and said can you call [insert name]? Or maybe he was just bored and that was the closest gadget to twiddle his fingers around on. Just a thought. But yeah, call her out in a joking way and don't make a big deal out of it. Leave it to one comment and drop it. If she gives a simple, stupid explanation, no matter how illogical it may seem, she's probably being honest. If she won't drop it or goes apeshit on you, she's guilty of something. Girls, don't get pissed that I'm calling you out on this.
ixlikexyoux33 0
haha. maybe your just not the attractive one. go get some lypo.
FYL84 0
Privacy can be for security or deception
craaze 0
I finally figured out how to keep my girlfriend from going through my text messages. I downloaded a program from Faketexts.com and it hides the iPhone SMS button and replaces it with a fake one that you can edit. Basically it doesn't show all the girls I am talking to just go to Faketexts.com on your iPhone.
tigerlily3 0
uh, not all girls look through their guys' phones. I hate the generalizations that people throw around here.
Cathica 8
So she thinks someone else is cute? Big deal. It may well have been before she started dating you. You don't own her, it's her phone book.