Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I found out that all of the times my mom told me that she was busy out of town wasn’t due to work, it was that she was going on vacations with her boyfriend and his kids. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my mom told me how happy she is that I'm living with her. No wait, that was a month ago. Now she tells me it’s “bad timing” that I'm living with her while she potentially has a new boyfriend, because things like me demanding that people tidy up after themselves might upset him. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, it seems that I can't enjoy one fucking weekend without my mom finding work for me to do to take up my time, and I'm sick of it! FML
Today, I’m an adult and my mother lives with me, not me with her. She found out I was going to be gone for 9 days on vacation and that she couldn’t come, so she had a “mental break down” and checked herself into a psych ward. Last year, she did the same thing when I graduated college and celebrated it. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
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tifferneelee 0
you sound like one of my best mates. his mom is hot
Stoner09 0
i feel ya. luckily im almost out of high school
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Comments (15)
coderedz 0
so if she dates alot during the week she must get around ;-)
lindsaybugg 0
awwww
Ninjasaurus18 9
Then your mom's a *****.
gman90210 18
I know how ya feel. I haven't been out for at least ten years.
TheCerealKiller 24
Sounds like she gets more action than a lot of us. ;)