Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I was happily playing Diablo IV when all of a sudden it was 4 p.m. and time to go to work. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I was finally allowed some time to get my game on. When I attempted to log in, I was given an error message. The game servers were down. Estimated time back up was, "sometime later this week". I was unable to get my game on, and had to do chores instead. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Why lie to your therapist? They can't help you if you don't tell them the truth. Also, if you want to play that game, then fair play, but when you can't tear yourself away in such a way (especially for something like this), then you might want to play a little less.
Ryder42 0
that's sad
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Comments (122)
rawrineedcandy 0
wow you are a wow loser go get a damm LIFE!!!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being mentally weak and getting therapy. Only mental midgets and crazies get therapy! Also, YDI for being a basement-dwelling nerd, for playing WOW, and for playing any video game of any kind. Hell, I'll take it a step further and say YDI for using ANY kind of electronic device for entertainment! ONLY LOSERS DO THAT!!!!
Fuzzicans 0
Girls don't play WoW...
Kadaver 1
Yes we do. XD
faeynt 0
I said that earlier but it got moderated. :(
XxdarkangelxX13 0
-_- I don't think therapy is working...
Kadaver 1
I ******* HATE Tuesday maintenance. XD
TrollinYou 0
For the ******* Alliance!!!
abasio 1
There is really no need to lie to you therapist, he's probably heard much worse ;)
gothinthedark 3
Bahaha. This made me laugh. I play WoW too, and yes I'm a girl :) It's okay, I have college every Tuesday and am home when the servers come back up :D
teameminem 2
Wow, I fail to see how this is an FML. You could have said. "today I discovered I'm a lazy ass with no life." and it would have been the same thing. go get a life buddy.