Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I was happily playing Diablo IV when all of a sudden it was 4 p.m. and time to go to work. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I was finally allowed some time to get my game on. When I attempted to log in, I was given an error message. The game servers were down. Estimated time back up was, "sometime later this week". I was unable to get my game on, and had to do chores instead. FML
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Top comments
Cinn_fml 23
Why lie to your therapist? They can't help you if you don't tell them the truth. Also, if you want to play that game, then fair play, but when you can't tear yourself away in such a way (especially for something like this), then you might want to play a little less.
Ryder42 0
that's sad
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Comments (122)
dius 0
i like'd this
cooldukenukem 2
Videogames are a great way to spend time, have fun, and relive stress. Everyone needs to have something they like to do.
rattusrattus 19
*high five*
Shadow_Phantom 26
Well... that is a good reason.
doggone456 0
I know that feeling.
hayden555 0
I like video games, but I don't NEED them. I'm one of those people who have a life outside of games. But as you can see, that trait is thinning gradually.
ryanriola 0
lol
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
He has no life because he plays video games? Oh well than i'm guessing half the world has no life.
Sun_Kissed18 25
So what do you do with your free time? You can't hang out with your friends all the time, so you go on the computer, watch some tv. What's the huge difference if you replace those with video games? The op may not be obsessed, but is simply very clever. When I'm in a WoW mood on a tuesday it really sucks because I can't play for a few hours so if I needed to do something that week anyway, why not do it while wow is down?
Th3_Ging3R 1
he'll ******* yes! lol