Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
On the fritz
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Hard to bare
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Not so sneaky
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Stalkerish
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
This needs clarification
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
And I oop
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Stalking the past
Today, I was going down nostalgia road on Instagram at 2 a.m when I accidentally liked a photo on my ex’s account from seven years ago. I panicked, unliked it, locked my phone, and threw it across the bed like it was possessed. I still haven’t unclenched because I don't know if he'll see it or not. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Panic!
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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kaprookie 3
Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
NoNotTheFace 8
I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.
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Comments (170)
bellestrange 1
g-fml-oy except maybe on a laptop
iPsycho 4
Non of you can say she deserved it, we've all been there before :)
MissMae93 23
I haven't.
My_Nightmare 19
The price one pays for being a stalker. If you hang out with him, which you obviously do judging by your FML, why don't you just take a picture of him with your phone so that you don't end up in this awkward situation again? Seems like the logical thing to do.
mishkaroni 15
Haha I love it, you were forced to tackle him...not like asking for it back wouldn't have worked...
zombicidal 11
radtastic starcraft pic
ScuseMePrincess 2
Happened to me too, except I had Scarlett Johansson's nudie pics.
muhilrashid 4
FootBall
kjbirch7 0
can we say stalker.....
accnumber99 1
is your last name smith and are you in seventh grade by any chance
hatersgunnahat 0
YDI for tackling him. You could've asked polietly for it back.
acre1996 1
No as she said in the fml she said I was forced to tackle u were to busy trolling and not reading YDI