Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I was going down nostalgia road on Instagram at 2 a.m when I accidentally liked a photo on my ex’s account from seven years ago. I panicked, unliked it, locked my phone, and threw it across the bed like it was possessed. I still haven’t unclenched because I don't know if he'll see it or not. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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Top comments
kaprookie 3
Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
NoNotTheFace 8
I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.
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Comments (170)
TKello 6
You could have confessed your feelings...and maybe have gotten a boyfriend instead of now being labeled crazy...
yaneliz1994 16
Wow why didn't you just tell him the truth
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Because HE CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
MissMae93 23
33 - That's what I've been thinking.. 42 - I'm curious to know if you know your name is grammatically incorrect?
crazy_whitechick 6
Creeper...
tinkerbell2oo8 4
well as I see it u over reacted he likes u apparently but u could of played it off if u had his number in ur contact list just say I needed it for a pic id for hos contact info seriously ur childish for doing what u did and he may not like u anymore
MissMae93 23
Er, you're calling OP childish and yet you type and use the same "slang" as a 13 year old.. Strange.
Skrillext 0
13 year olds aren't childish.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
first off i was using my phone, i dont like using full words when i am texting, i know plenty of adults even my grandmother that uses words like that through there phone, and yes she was childish, why would you tackle someone, a adult wouldnt do that, im 22 and wouldnt do that, i am a mother and wouldnt do that, especially to a guy i like, and my husband agrees with me, if i had tackled him when we wasnt dating he would of took that as a sign i need to grow up,
LadyLexi 0
They is always a bad side and a good side of a situation. OP decided to tackle him and get the phone away from him instead of standing there like a dumbass idiot and letting him see the picture. So, if you choose the solution that brings good out of it instead of doing nothing, it is considered a forced situation. Don't lie and say u weren't in that type of situation that you were forced to do something. Everyone has those moments.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
yeah true but she could thought of other ways of getting her phone back, or make up a excuse of why its on there, cause tackling someone is just not a good thing to do, she could of hurt him or ruin her chances of dating him, thats all i was pointing out
tgamer300 0
I agree with 51
lauradonnellan 0
Guys calm down it has happens to me me b4 and I got sex out of It ;)
holdenthemonkey 3
When stalking goes awry.
holdenthemonkey 3
When stalking goes awry.
lauradonnellan 0
Guys calm down it has happens to me me b4 and I got sex out of It
DynamicDave 11
That was such a great story. I kind of wish you would tell it again. Oh wait, you did.
My_Nightmare 19
It's funny, Laura. . .nobody cares
tinkerbell2oo8 4
dude #41 ur a complete ass ur one of the reason why the male society is frowned upon by the females cause there's less and less good men out there cause its not all about sex
DynamicDave 11
How do you know it's not a woman? The gender is not specified and the username has "Laura" in it.
MissMae93 23
lol. I think you should just stop posting now, Tink ;) You're making yourself seem like a total ditz. Unless of course, that's what you're going for, in which case carry on.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
also it has a guys name in the name as well so how would we know iff its a girl or a guy but the way this person talked it seemed like a guy, cause alot of guys talk like that and im not going to stop posting and it may seem to you im being a ditz but im not, its just i not really reading through everything, cause maybe i have to take care of my kids, so excuse me for not, looking fully at the person name i just assumed like how your assuming i am a ditz, you dont know me,
Brool_Story_Co 17
41's username is lauradonnellan. I would assume that her name would be Laura Donnellan. Normally Laura is a girl's name.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
i made a couple wrrong choices, cause when i read the username all i really seen was the donnell. donnell is a guys name, like i said im not paying full attention to everything cause i have my kids running around and i contiinusly looking up and checking on them, so my bad and if it was a girl, im sorry for think your a guy, but its still wrrong to just be all about sex, thats not lady like as well,
My_Nightmare 19
Tell us you're watching your kids a few more times, Tink, I'm not quite sure the entire FML community is aware yet. If you're gonna take the time to post a comment on an FML why not take the time to read it and the OP's name beforehand?
My_Nightmare 19
Apologies, I meant if you're going to take the time to read comments made on someone's FML why not take the time to look at the commenter's name beforehand.
Dcm210 19
I bet he liked it.