Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I had a real coffee again after being sick for two weeks. It didn't taste so good, though. Just like the one I had yesterday. Well, I thought, maybe my taste has changed? Maybe I just need to get used to it again? No, it was just that the milk had gone bad three days ago. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
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Top comments
GenevieveL 0
Gross. Clean your room.
athiest_pope 0
what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?
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Comments (128)
blastvortex 4
That reminds me of something my sis did when she came back during spring break one year. She grabbed a container of OJ out of the fridge assuming that it was fresh and was rewarded with a nice glob of mold in her mouth. Yum! She gagged for a good portion of the day after that... YDI, btw.
Aldebaran_fml 0
If you´re not dead is not an FML......(j/k)
lmaoatyourlife 0
Who leaves milk out for a week? Pure filth so.. YDI.
thetraveler_fml 3
OP, either you made this up or there is nothing inside of your skull. Did it really take you that long to figure out what that smell was? I should hope not.
youthink_fml 0
pig
AnthonyD86 0
ok it smelled bad right? What about the fact that the new glass would be cold/warm and the one sitting there was perfectly room temperature? I call fake. either that or your a moron and deserved it.
misspeg 0
wait...who said the milk was chocolate???
popemichael 9
Clean your damn room you pig. What are you, 12? YDI.
perdix 31
YDI for being a *****!! How do I know she is a *****? Sherlock Holmes on the case! The only way one can not notice a glass of milk on the night table for a week is if they haven't slept in their bed for 5 or 6 nights. She must have been bouncing from bed to bed while the milk was rotting, therefore, *****! Case closed.
stormzaii 0
lmao . epic !
another_guy 0
yeah, **** YOUR LIFE!!