stupid_world
Canada
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Anonymous
I wanna be your dog
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Yo mom
United States
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
dogbreederssuck
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
Kamilah
Fort Lauderdale, United States
Petty
Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML
Anonymous
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
thehaystackerine
Bad boy
Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML
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Luckster 0
Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!
Vitamin_C 0
No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.
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CallMeHush 1
Nobody knows you or the dog better than your husband. Think of this as a chance for personal growth and improvement.
somepartsareme 0
@20 He just learned superior, don't confuse him.
Soulathyia 0
So if you really think your so superior that nobody should be allowed to call you a bitch then maybe you are a bitch! If not though divorce him and take all his belongings money and the dog. If he's pissed afterwards say "Shouldve got a prenup!" Then get a restraining order. and a gun.
Retillias 0
Calling a dog a "mutt" is essentially racism for dogs..
intensitive 11
Your husband sounds like a bitch.
pattheaninal 9
Hey, can you roll over and lie down? Who's a good bitch!?! :D
AmeOwl 0
This is not a healthy marriage. Just sayin'.
swgipe 9
I'll bet your dog is one of those "designer" mutts, something mixed with poodle or beagle with a foofy sounding name that he paid hundreds of dollars for. I applaud your aunt, because if that's the case, IT IS A MUTT! A MONGREL! And all you FUCKTARDS who spend hundreds upon hundreds of dollars for them deserve to lose all that money because you're too stupid to know better! None of those mixes are real breeds, they're all mutts! They aren't special! Get over it!
welderchick87 0
I totally agree with you. (#35) I had sent an email to somebody who was selling 'Mini St. Bernards' claiming they were pure bred. I told her there is no such thing as a Mini St. Bernard. They come in one size, and one size only. She got super nasty and tried defending herself saying that she is breeding normal St. Bernards with a smaller one...which then produces yet a smaller one, and then continues to breed them with smaller ones till she gets the desired size. So I told her, you aren't breeding Mini St. Bernards...you're breeding runts with runts....and those puppies will be extremly unhealthy and cost the owner hundreds...possibly thousands of dollars in vet trips and medication. She replied back with 'You have no idea what you're talking about'. I didn't want to continue to 'argue' with such a idiotic person, so I never replied. But anyways....if you breed say a Pug with a Poodle...it is indeed a mutt/mixed breed. There is no longer anything 'pure bred' about the puppies...they are of mixed breeds. I will go crazy if the AKC starts recognizing the 'desginer dogs' in their Dog Shows, and the breed lists. The people selling 'designer dogs' are RIPPING YOU OFF!! You can get the same mix...or close to it at your local shelter(s) for 1/4 the price. You won't have to pay out the ass for a mutt, and you won't have the millions of vet trips because the dog from the shelter will be healthier. DO YOUR RESEARCH PEOPLE!!
sammyRachelle 0
#18, your comment is crude, and unsuperior, clearly, is not a word. Sorry your husband is a jerk, I say leave and take the dog. This goes beyond a FML to a disrespectful and hurtful situation.
wh4t3v3R 0
Divorce him but make sure you get his double wide!