Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
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Rae Miller 10
Run. Find a man. Not a silly boy.
mike3775 39
Because if the guy is 29 and afraid of the sex talk with mommy, it’s a child still
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Comments (12)
JasonThorn 23
Ron Howard Voice: "This...is Arrested Development."
randybryant799 21
The fact that he's 29 and still lives with mom and dad was your first red flag.