Today, I learned that if you go through your best friend's phone, you can find sexy texts and nude pictures between him and your girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
"Found", eh?
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Ammo
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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Helenarth 6
Looks like you need to find a new best friend and a new girlfriend.
Betrys 7
While going through his phone is wrong. At least you know something's going on. I'm sorry man people can be cruel
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Comments (180)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
When people cheat, why is it almost always with the best friend?
DjeePee 25
Almost always is exaggerated, but I guess because best friends often spend a lot of time with their best friend and his partner. And how more time you spend with someone, how more chance there is you will develop feelings.
saIty 17
keep your friends close and your enemies closer
perdix 31
Because they are not smart enough to cheat with a stranger who lives far away.
geocayce 7
I have found, and not me being the cheater, that after asking the same question, the most logical and frequent response I got was that usually the best friend is always around giving the BFF and the BF or GF more time to get to know each other on a more personal level. Especially if they have exchanged numbers, which happens quite often. Either way, it's not an excuse. If you're with someone you made a commitment to be faithful. If the person in question had a better connection with the BFF, then there should have been a breakup before the infidelity.
geocayce 7
Although, OP shouldn't have been snooping through his best friends phone. Even do, better that you know now rather than later on down the road.
LN666 2
I wouldnt be calling him your bestfriend or her your girlfriend (:
tony1891 22
you mean ex best friend?
flutter4 7
And ex girlfriend
TheNewGuy03 29
"Double homicide" sounds about right.
2146MarineCorps 1
Break up with her and give your friend your condoms but be sure to poke holes in them when she gets pregnant then they will screwed over for what they did to you.
DjeePee 25
... Hey, look, is that your brain on the sidewalk? It must have run away because you didn't use it properly. Giving someone a pregnancy as a punishment > getting cheated on.
Laurenlou 24
I hope you are joking, 20, because a child is supposed to be a beautiful thing in someone's life. Trying to punish someone by getting them a child is just plain dumb and weird. OP should just be the good guy and break up with both the best friend and girlfriend and find better people to be around. No need to stoop to their level in any sense, ey?
Somerandomkidz 0
35, I swear all I see from you on every FML is complaining so sincerely, shut up.
GNR93 14
^Win
DjeePee 25
No, no, no, 98, all you see from me on FML (for the five times you visited, though) are critical thoughts. My thoughts can be wrong, I admit, but in this case? Nope. It's terrible ******-up to say that OP should make his girlfriend pregnant as a punishment, even if it's only meant as a joke. Children_are_not_punishments. Too bad that 23 people think otherwise.
perdix 31
Why would you want to be best friends with someone like that? He's so stupid that he doesn't know how to lock his phone?!?! WTF? You don't need to hang out with such a technically-inept moron.
hockeyoceancity 13
Thank you Perdix, the real FML is OP's bestfriend can not use technology! You need a password plus you must keep the phone in your hands texting/commenting on FML/emailing etc to limit the risks of this exact FML!
kimg0885 23
Maybe she was " nervous" about sending them to you; and since your best friend is such a great guy he told her to try them out on him first? But really that sucks and you should dump her, who wants to be with someone they can't even trust around their friends. And punch your best friend in the nuts for being such a douche. Don't worry op plenty of fish in the sea! Right?
DjeePee 25
Or maybe she was hooking up with his best friend. Hmm, let's see, what's the most logical explanation? Hooking up or being so afraid to send some nudes to your partner, that you send them to his best friend instead? Diffficult one, I must say. And another thing: if there is anyone who deserves a punch, it's the girlfriend. The 'best friend' is also a douchebag, but he's not the one who was in a monogamous relationship with OP.
RedPillSucks 33
I love you DjeePee, but the gas mask is on a little too tight today. I sense some level of sarcasm from kimg
kimg0885 23
Yes I was being sarcastic, and no you shouldn't hit a girl. No matter how big of a bitch they are!
DjeePee 25
Hey, you'll never really know on the internet if someone is sarcastic or just plain stupid. Sorry for misjudging you, kimg0885. Now that's said, why would you hit a douchebag boy and wouldn't dare to hit a douchebag girl? Some people deserve a slap in the face, I think it's a little sexist if they don't get it because they have boobies.
aFreedom127 9
How nice of you to share.
DracoSpirita 21
How nice of you to share your idiocy.
gypsymoon 6
Ouch! Some best friend
beckyxD 13
I don't think you should've been snooping around, but fyl for being betrayed like that...
slim265 5
I think I might have killed him