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Owww1 Bullhead City, United States

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

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How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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I hate that people can't make fun of themselves these days and take everything personally...

Some people just can't take jokes anymore

Maybe because nowadays you get made fun of for every little thing that society thinks is wrong, like being "overweight" there's nothing wrong with being big, that's just what society tells us

Well society and of course health professionals.. Nothing wrong with a little extra weight as I ain't skinny either, but you can't tell me being obese is ok just because someone's feelings will be hurt.

Why are people so touchy nowadays

I was always under the impression that 'blonde' refers to female, and 'blond' refers to a male?

TheNiceOne 20

He hit your over that? Some people are so quick to physical violence.

danceinconverse 25

Blonde = female Blond = male

Just ask him what's 9+10 that'll give you some time to run.

That's a big ass QB

A quarterback that heavy, you should have just been able to outrun him

Good thing to learn.