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Owww1 Bullhead City, United States

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

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abNormal62 23

How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

coklara 15

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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Comments (108)

TallMist 32

I voted Yes on getting this submitted just to see it get the YDIs it deserves.

grajax 24

I'm a blonde, and blonde jokes aren't even offensive. They're funny.

NakedandAfraid 14

dude at least be consistent with your spelling of blond(e)

Handsome_Jack2 10

Well you have until next week when he gets the joke to run.

TheInferno15 7

Guy that size playing QB? I smell bullshit

LifeOfAnRN 18

I was agreeing that most of the jokes were aimed at females until OP told the joke. It was about a male LOL!

lady_lipz 7

You should ask him, "Why so serious??"

cjfred 13

I'm skeptical. Aren't quarterbacks supposed to be smaller and more agile than a 6'8", 275-pound guy is likely to be? That guy would be far more suited to being a linebacker.

ben_chwarmer 5

First of all why would a QB be 275lbs ? I'm calling bullshit on this one or someone just doesn't know about football.

MERICAN_REDNECK 10

I like how in these stories people say quarterback when usually theyre of the weaker bunch on the team. A linebacker or lineman would be a little more intimidating.