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Owww1 Bullhead City, United States

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

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How many times did you have to explain the joke to him?

So, a 6'8", 275lb. Blonde walks into a bar...

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Some people need a ******* sense of humor, and this is coming from a blonde who's actually HAD blonde moments!

I guess that since OP's name is 'Owww', that he got beaten up, or something... Hopefully you didn't get any serious injuries!

There are plenty of jokes which don't require being mean. Tell one of those next time. YDI

But those jokes usually suck.

RedPillSucks 33

yeah, I'm not quite sure why its ok to tell "blond" jokes. if it had been an ethnic or racial joke people would have rightfully been pissed.

It depends on who you are. I have friends of all races, and we make jokes about each other all the time.

Britt125 16

He just needs to learn to take a joke. I am a blonde and I'll be the one to tell the joke and I never mind hearing one, and I proudly use the "I'm just a dumb blonde" excuse to my advantage when I do something stupid. Much better to have a sense of humour and enjoy life than be so upset over such stupid things. I'm sorry he didn't take it well though, but he just needs a sense of humour.

I want to meet this girl

he's a guy

Follow up please?

Shadowvoid 33

What a follow up ? but the stereotype for blonde jokes is usually a beautiful blonde female. I have blonde hair too but I don't get offended from jokes of that nature. Who knew he was sensitive?

Thats dumb. Im sorry that you maybe have a black eye now

"Blonde" is in reference to a girl and "blond" is in reference to a guy:)

That was obvious.

Hahahah that's the shortest follow up I've seen xD

I don't know if the clarification was needed

TallMist 32

Worst follow up ever.

Kind of self explanatory no?

martin8337 36

It would have been worse if she was a linebacker.

it's a he

Then it'd be blond. Blonde is for females.

chefnoel22 11

Ouch... Sorry man some people are a bit touchy

crackajak 15

Somone is insecure about their weight

at 6'8" 275 is nothing

Congrats you're an asshole.

What's the joke...