Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
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MaramaBreaksFace 0
Punch her, then vomit. On your dad.
amatayo 0
so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad
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Comments (186)
Chibi_Seme 0
Ask for money from her. She is your "mom" after all.
xx3_kellyyy 0
FYL if this is true, but it definitely sounds a lot like what was said in That Summer by Sarah Dessen.
lmmmr 0
While legal consent can be given at 18, statistics show that the majority of people do not truly see themselves as adults until 28. A 40 year old dating someone who still thinks of themselves as "a kid" is nearly as disturbing as a 40 year old dating a kid. The maturity difference between the two is incomparable. It is a relationship based solely on sex, and when one partner thinks of themselves as a kid while the other is far, far beyond that state of mind, the sexual relationship is inappropriate.
retardthinkswhat 3
You should probably go with punnching her in the face and then barfing on her. That might sound mean but she deserves it
ergo_fml 13
Wtf is wrong with her?
Penance 0
*feels a little ill* I wouldn't be surprised if it was my little sister. Serious Electra complex.
Sanrio90 8
That's completely wrong on her part, even if she was much older. Step-parents aren't entitled as the same respect as normal parents when they come in the kid's life much later. Now I have nothing against age-differences. I'm dating a man 10 years older than myself and I typically prefer older men. That being said, I do admit it is a bit creepy to date someone the same age as your own kid. I would never date a man who had a daughter or son my age; that's creepy as hell. If my own parents decided to date someone my age, I would be at first put off, but in the end it's not my choice. I don't care as long as whoever they date is respectful. This girl is not respectful to the OP at all.
car6435 0
sux
AshleyRose784 0
I give it 2 months
Nightfallz 0
you shouldn't punch your new mom in the face