Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, my boss called me, furious about how I "never answer my phone", especially when important clients are trying to reach me, and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls, my boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML
Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML
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SoundTheAlarm 0
I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.
napero 0
Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...
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Domonator 16
"Today, I called one of my congregants to tell them that they were chosen to receive a special blessing. They answered my call by saying, "**** off". It surprised me so much that I answered, "Up yours, asshole!", and now I am damned for all eternity. FML"
deevosee 0
well I'm having a bad day too op, so f*** you! since it's the way your allowed to do it, so can I
LtHoward 0
Just explain you were having a bad day! Not that hard, really.
jc420 0
not acceptable. **** you for thinking that you have the right to dismiss people because you're on your period.
Kelfer 0
I'm a pastor and I would have probably laughed my ass off if this had happened... For all you haters, what OP said.
misskity6 0
fyl for letting a pastor know your number. ydi
aardvarkish 17
blame it on Tourette's
funny_bunny123 0
wth does OP meen?
boopityboppity 11
Google is your friend, but I suppose I'll be as well. It means "original poster," and refers the the author of the FML.
saranottelling 7
How did he reply? "I would, but then I would be damned like you. Good day." Never answer like that, what if it was a 5 year old? Some 5 year olds have cell phones now!
DrDiamond 0
you said **** off because you were having a bad day, pastors and church captains know your phone numbers and they call to cheer you up. pastors are apart of your church family for all of you ignorant people commenting.