Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, my boss called me, furious about how I "never answer my phone", especially when important clients are trying to reach me, and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls, my boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML
Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML
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SoundTheAlarm 0
I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.
napero 0
Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...
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Comments (162)
xNiiiiiCKx 4
hahah well... good job :] ur pastor deserved it.
DrDiamond 0
why are you commenting then if you don't care about religion this fml is based on religion think about it, ignorant fools. again I wanted to say that it is very common for your pastor to have your number he's part of your church family. FAITH
astro_plastic 0
I didn't know pastors randomly called people up. What does one usually chat about with their pastor? "Oh hi, just making sure you haven't figured out that organized religion is humanity's biggest downfall. Not yet? Great, see you Sunday."
LilaBear 2
You want to know what you'd chat about with a pastor? Seriously? Ok, well, just examples of some of the (many) conversations I've had with my pastor... - He carried out my wedding & several weeks of marriage counselling prior to the wedding. This consisted of many phone calls and visits to his house. - I'm currently organising some social dinners for people in my church. I've had a few conversations with the pastor about it, and phone calls. - Every few weeks at church he'll just come up for a chat and ask how the week's been, how work is going, or (when I was unemployed) how the job search was going. Pastors are just people... why are they not allowed to call other people??
AnRom 0
I wish I could click the YDI button more than once.... You Deserve It!
DrDiamond 0
116- you talk about how your day is going that's why I think it's funny that the OP was having a bad day and her pastor called. he's there to support you and be there for you. again why are people commenting if they don't believe in God. oh 116 you look like a tranny honey, maybe if you did believe in God you didn't have to change sex =)
ifinishlast 0
I didn't know people actually talked to their pastor on the phone
music_METAL 0
I'd atleast say hi or hello to see who it is first. then say **** off!! Dam there's a point where you don't want to get calls on how to extend your vehicle warranty... bastards....
imasokool 0
#92 wow u ate ****** making fun off jewish people who cares wut religion u are it doesnt change the person
The_Walris 4
dumbass
jab52091 0
I did that to one of my sister's friends once...