Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML
Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, my brother got sick with a stomach bug. He didn’t even quit his game to throw up in the toilet and instead threw up straight on the carpet. It sat there for hours. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
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Lesbier 0
If he just turned 21 (unless drinking age is younger in canada?) should have just left it for him to clean up, then he'll learn moderation. But, otherwise, you're a good sister and I give you a thumbs up for being good to take care of your younger silly brother.
SaintJimmy 0
That is. . . really gross. FYL.
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Comments (41)
cookies_for_you 0
well done for staying with him. the worst thing to do is to leave someone who's that drunk alone. but you shouldn't make yourself clean up after him, just make sure he's safe and won't choke on his own vomit.
abearrr 0
YDI? where the **** where you when this crap was happening? (unless, of course, he's of age. then whatever.)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
mmmmm good
MF12 0
#2 there are a LOT of people who eat Chinese food and are little bros
Gothgrl39 0
Yes but do all of them Vomit everywhere?
iislix1ii 19
yes. if they drunk enough ;P
teacher411 0
Awwww what a good sister you are! I can't stand the smell if puke bc then I puke
Dydy_fml 0
Hahahaha! reminds me of my first big party at home with alcohol!! There's was a friend who didnt knosw how to drink so juss swallow everything he saw (didnt even eat). He fell on something and broke his nose, there was a lot of blood and he kept vomying everywhere !! My big sister did all the cleaning while i was drunk . It's was so fun . sooooooo mmm C= you're a good sister too. Thank You !!
Wii624 5
Jesus christ... What don't people get about "Underaged drinking" = "illegal" ITS BAD!!! Im 15 and alcohol tastes like shit to me... It must taste like shit to everyone else. And I cant imagine that being drunk feels very good. Like WTF??? I still dont get it...
tamalama 0
LOL. You must be a sad sad little man. I'm also 15, and I love getting drunk with my friends. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
randomschmandom 0
I agree with you. I'm 16, and all my friends like to go out and get drunk - it's ridiculous! They complain about hangovers and getting in trouble with parents, yet they keep doing it. Some people are just idiots.
nikopie 0
wow you're an artarded tool. Your screenname sums it up...
the_sodomizer 0
it's all about knowing how much you can take. also how does alcohol taste like shit? there has got to be something that you enjoy...
iamtheplatypus 0
damn light weights
somepartsareme 0
@23 >I'm 15 and I love breaking the law and slowly killing myself with my friends. Anyone who doesn't break the law and slowly kill themselves is a loser.