Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I went on a work team-building day at a snow park. Thirty minutes in, while I was climbing out of a slide, my 210 lb coworker ploughed into me in a donut ring. He obliterated my ankle and I've now got three months in a cast to look forward to. So much for the building. FML
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Reyo 2
How is this a YDI? Like no one else has made that mistake? What ever happened to the old "Pile dead leaves around a fire hydrant" trick that you used against the neighboorhood kids you didn't care for? I'm doubting people have "see through snow" vision to predict this kinda stuff.
HanaxD 0
Ouch. :S Poor you. :(
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pink_machine 0
Next time...resist the urge to jump.
24788 7
Snow ***** everything up.
me5 0
Utterly cartoonish
blinkmeplease182 0
I don't really think YDI, cos that mustve really hurt, and jumping in snow shouldn't hurt.... BUT... if you're dumb enough not to notice the cement underneath, then you kinda did...
jisaac09 25
You guys do realize there is a difference between cement and concrete don't you??? Has anyone ever seen a cement wall??? No, because they don't make cement walls..... I'm just pointing this out because you look pretty stupid mixing these up. Cement is an ingredient in concrete. (Just so you know)
MadeOfAwesome 1
I understand you, OP :/ I rarely ever get to see snow, and when I do, I HAVE to run and jump in it like a kid
saranottelling 7
That has happened to me before. I saw a pile of that really moist snow you use to build snowmen and snowballs. I fell right into it and it turned out to be light, dusty snow. I fell all the wall through and hit my head on the concrete pavement.... ouch. But on the bright side, it made a hole that was the same shape as my body like cartoons. Dont worry OP, there's a bright side to this too. When the cut on your leg starts to heal up walk around and tell people it's your "Battle Scar" and you got it after you started a fight with a mean homeless man who was hitting on your sister. Girls love the "Bad Boy" type.
gracey92 3
fail!!
Iwannabetreo 11
Aww dude, I'm really sorry...
secretgarden101 0
Just in case no one else knows, and directed to #19, YDI means "you deserve it", not "you did it." You're a moron. Don't use acronyms if you don't know what they mean.
pegasus77 0
Am I seeing things wrong or what? They said "kinda did" which I think they meant they kind of deserved it, not that "you did it".
crack3dup 0
HAHA and i always thought YDI stood for you dumb idiot. I think i like mine better
blastvortex 4
In a pinch, "you damn ingrate" and "you dimwitted ignoramus" can sometimes work too. LOL xD @OP: I always thought those things had secondary benefits. *hands the OP a Darwin award*
infernalpuppet 0
way to go wetard! (not a typo)