Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I went on a work team-building day at a snow park. Thirty minutes in, while I was climbing out of a slide, my 210 lb coworker ploughed into me in a donut ring. He obliterated my ankle and I've now got three months in a cast to look forward to. So much for the building. FML
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Reyo 2
How is this a YDI? Like no one else has made that mistake? What ever happened to the old "Pile dead leaves around a fire hydrant" trick that you used against the neighboorhood kids you didn't care for? I'm doubting people have "see through snow" vision to predict this kinda stuff.
HanaxD 0
Ouch. :S Poor you. :(
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mylifeiscrazi 1
Awww, at least you didn't died?
kdb268 1
This almost made me spit out my coffee! Hilarious. Not YDI at all. Sure, it wouldn't have happened if you had tested it first, but you had a childish impulse (not a bad thing), and did it. We should all indulge our inner child from time to time. :-D Sorry this one didn't work out for you, though. Hey, at least some of us got a laugh out of it! :)
mn_mpls 0
in soviet Russia, cement pile jumps on you!
gareshmear 0
haha what a 'Jackass' moment
ColdGold 6
and when you go swimming, be sure the water is deep enough to jump in or dive into. Ease into it. If there are snakes thrash around to get them out of the water. Wear your shoes because of broken glass. and, and . . . Make sure pitch-forks aren't in the hay. and Before you run through a tunnel make sure it isn't only a drawing on the side of a mountain.
goodsamaritan92 0
yeah i once opened a door and ran through trying to get away from my little brother... turns out he knew i was gonna go that way and strategically placed a coffee table on the other side. lmao
SilverBelle13 0
That's not that bad of an injury u know... I've gotten worse than that walking :p
gracevet88 0
Hey Ireland cool! Do u know the language of dublin?