Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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godofswag 6
that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up
Androidz 0
To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?
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Comments (81)
ohmandapants 17
So sexy, it hurts.
maggieandangus 8
Hehe. Well enjoy :D
OfficeNinja 5
So have him sing "puff, the magic dragon" next time you get it on. You can even attach a certain significance to what the "magic dragon" is. And lay off the Right Said Fred. That shit was crap back in the early 90s, even if you were high. A stoner friend I knew at university of Florida bought the album, and threw it out the dorm window. Even stoned he knew where it belonged.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi.. What a stupid "joke"...
Birdie_Sage 0
I'm sexy and I know it~
rogue2888 4
Sucks to be you lol
lissalove17 8
If you're still able to think about that song while having sex, you're doing it wrong.
saramesa123 0
Thanks now you ruined my sex life..
Nashiq 8
i always sing "i just had sex"
crablegs 2
cool story bro