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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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coconutdaydream 7
Did it turn you on though?
Krirn 21
Must've been cold.
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FalconWhitaker 20
Ouch! That is clumsiness so extreme it's almost talented! XD
indigoblues 9
Oh god. That must hurt real bad.
garrulous_fml 4
I woulda paid to see that
challan 19
do your boobs hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow? can you shut them in your PC? do men like them all greasy? do your boobs hang low?
jem970 19
*claps slowly* bravo sir.
cabadas11 2
Thats mam to you
desertlovebird 11
Now that made me laugh. Good one.
skyeyez9 25
A Laptop purple nurple. Although, if you are a girl, I can only see this happening if you wasn't wearing a bra. And it was a bare nipple sticking out that got crushed.
berryblizzard 11
I've cut myself on a paper napkin...
j_cat187 20
Good for you!
doodlecloud 27
Come on guys, is it really that hard to imagine this happening? I've never done this before but could easily see how it could happen the way I use my laptop (leaning over it on my desk or laying on my back on my bed with my legs up and the laptop resting on my knees/legs and stomach). And I really doubt OP perfectly clamped just the sticky out part of the nipple, she probably just closed it on the general area.
janeska1231 1
You must
gatorade3 0
Your nipples are so hard, OP, they can probably cut glass.
PoodleJuice 7
Am I the only one wondering if OP is a guy..?