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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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Did it turn you on though?

Must've been cold.

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mookiemookie01 24

Wow, giant nipples.

PrettyAwesome76 8

I'm so sorry

I feel like there are a lot "geeker" ways to injure yourself...

Ouch how the heck did you manage to do that?

Not as geeky as poking yourself with a compass Or protractor

Oh my god this has actually happened to me before...

Iv done that too!! Lol, ouch!

And it shouldn't be that hard to imagine, I have very small nipples and just B sized cups. Sitting back with a laptop propped up from my knees to under my boobs is the most comfortable position. Ur nipples r basically in the war zone for being crushed by a quickly closing laptop. It's happened to me a few times.