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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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Did it turn you on though?

Must've been cold.

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Pics or it didn't happen

chintastic1254 3

That's not geeky, geeks never close their laptops. Technology challenged maybe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

your nipple must be really long to get crush by a laptop.

I've done this. I can only hope this was posted by a woman and not a man, however.

Can you tell us how it happened? That's what we are all wondering :)

101, i had the laptop angled up in my lap, topless and braless. It sucked and hurt and bruised.

Oh. Well in your case that would be kinda hot :) though I'm sorry for your pain :(

id say the geekiest way to injure yourself would be to break your fingers during world of warcraft. although if id slammed a laptop shut on myself id sing like a soprano

Lol.... Ur funny

kikimonole 13

Ouch, sounds painful! I'm sorry, OP. I'm surprised I haven't done that yet. I'm very accident-prone.

I was hoping for something geeky, but that's not really geeky. It's funny, but not geeky.

O my you must have some size of **** ye ha

It happens. :D