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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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coconutdaydream 7
Did it turn you on though?
Krirn 21
Must've been cold.
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Comments (185)
lifemaster 1
Pics or it didn't happen
chintastic1254 3
That's not geeky, geeks never close their laptops. Technology challenged maybe.
David_Aguilar 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
mosquito19 14
your nipple must be really long to get crush by a laptop.
EpicBlondie89 19
I've done this. I can only hope this was posted by a woman and not a man, however.
oneeyedmax 2
Can you tell us how it happened? That's what we are all wondering :)
EpicBlondie89 19
101, i had the laptop angled up in my lap, topless and braless. It sucked and hurt and bruised.
oneeyedmax 2
Oh. Well in your case that would be kinda hot :) though I'm sorry for your pain :(
MeleeManMarguu 4
id say the geekiest way to injure yourself would be to break your fingers during world of warcraft. although if id slammed a laptop shut on myself id sing like a soprano
kingelessar 2
Lol.... Ur funny
kikimonole 13
Ouch, sounds painful! I'm sorry, OP. I'm surprised I haven't done that yet. I'm very accident-prone.
mrdiggame 1
I was hoping for something geeky, but that's not really geeky. It's funny, but not geeky.
stiggy196 1
O my you must have some size of **** ye ha
TheEpicPies 15
It happens. :D