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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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coconutdaydream 7
Did it turn you on though?
Krirn 21
Must've been cold.
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Comments (185)
saIty 17
No worries, I once tried to build a fan and got my dick stuck in it. I still have no idea how that happened.
G3K0 7
I did the same thing, except I was touching an apple to the wall, somehow managed to get my dick caught in the celling fan. The directions were very unclear.
JustDerpin 11
^Dat reference
stormchaser24 24
How did you manage to get your nipple in that position?
carnage1108 0
Now laptops are considered geeky? I am confus
Athleticism 11
So confused you couldn't spell confuse right?
fleg 9
They didn't spell confused wrong, they just didn't finish it. Like you.
carnage1108 0
To clarify I was referencing i.imgur.com/azzhT.jpg
Kog_Hiro 17
Ya gotta be careful when playing on the good ol' porntop.
alyspar2 5
I really wanna know if you're a girl or a guy..
18ieronimo 4
Well are you a girl or guy
dirton89 7
That right there....takes talent
RosieJim 2
Hmm why are you naked and playing on your laptop ad also you nipple must be atleast 3 inches long : I
SexyQueen0905 24
I've done something stupid like that. I once injured my thumb on a soap dispenser. Just make sure your friends never go on FML and find out.
bottlefed05ss 5
Must have been cold