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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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coconutdaydream 7
Did it turn you on though?
Krirn 21
Must've been cold.
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Comments (185)
RyannaJuste 3
That always happens to me!
wildboyzrule 7
There was one even geekier than that. Someone closed theirs in a trumpet case
Stuckinstuff 8
Know that feel bro.
Brizzle420 5
Completely unrelated, but I freakn Love ur pic! That's Brilliant, and amazingly done! Wow! Deff passed impressed.
lennonfan 7
Is this why you decided to send this FML from the mobile version, safe from the danger of closing laptops?
DavidSSabb 1
I thought the scar I have from slicing my finger open while trying to screw in a motherboard was the geekiest way ever to injure yourself.
llmarilyn 4
At least you got nipples to crush ;p
gellybeans 6
The question is... Why was your nipple exposed?! Exactly what were you doing on that laptop...
Callyn 47
149, he was obviously wanking.
Brizzle420 5
I sliced my finger open on a keyboard once...
JoeCool6972 1
You deserved it. WEAR A DAMN SHIRT... PROBLEM SOLVED!
mookiemookie01 24
sounds like everyone should be wearing bra's as standard safety equipment when using a laptop