Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Jobseeker" by Sleaford Mods
Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML
Request denied
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Tit for tat
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(
Kypopz 9
It'll come back to them.
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Comments (123)
Petertheman 0
Divorce her
likethemusic 0
So you're single?! What's up? :)
kajancutie 1
Have to do what makes you happy! Life's too short to be unhappy all the time! Besides you can't please everyone! I went through a divorce 2 yrs ago..know how you feel
sandybaybe 3
Seriously you deserve way better.. Divorce her cheating, sponging ass and dont give a damn bout what your family thinks.. Its your life..
incrapper 7
damnn wtf!! how did u not divorce her the first time if she has done it once she probably has done it a lot more. why do u think she was unemployed to have sec with others guys while your at work!!!! go fight the guy grow some balls
unrose 1
I actually lol'd.
TKello 6
A doctor...she cheated on a doctor...dumb bimbo!!!! Well good for you! I hope you find someone who will not cheat on you.
ashmilla 0
divorce her ass
MernieAnne 0
Divorce your family as well.
wolfhouse7 0
You sound weak. Twice? If you didn't leave her the first time, you were asking for this.