Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(
Kypopz 9
It'll come back to them.
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Comments (123)
n_epic_fail 14
u waited until u caught her a second time?? that bitch would be living at super 8 enjoy her unemployment check and just signed divorce papers the minut I finished kicking that other basterds ass... but u know, that's just me >.<
IndigoPisces 0
Leave anyway. You don't need that in your life.
dreamering 16
You should be patient until you'll catch her for the 15th time, and then you'll have a valid reason to divorce her.
ImInABox 6
..eats carrot.. Hey doc.
0pt1mus 6
If you're gonna try to quote something at Least make it right....... It's " what's up doc".
MrXerxes5 6
yeah, but if she's hot OP you're ******. She can bag her self one of 'em rich doctors that isn't still paying off loans. Ijs. Lol
bccaper 3
you need to buy yourself a new family dude, yours sucks!
Beck2209 0
Dump her old ass.
fmlsaresofunnyy 8
You deserve better!! Don't listen to your family, and dump her sorry ass. :)
shootintacos 0
hey.
gbreck 0
props to her! really takes skill to mooch off of a husband who just happens to be a doctor... (still waiting on that sarcasm font)
MaloPero 4
yes, because you "can't emotionally survive" without her cheating. family can be sometimes really stupid. you should have dumped her after first time. dump her and find better one:)