Miscellaneous, Food and Messy: Careful - FML

Careful

By Anonymous - 15/07/2026 09:00 - United States - Thornton

Today, I was microwaving chicken noodle soup and these ones tend to explode a lot, so I tried so very very hard to watch it carefully. I was able to microwave it fully without it exploding but after I pulled it out of the microwave, I spilled half of it onto the floor. FML

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 15 July 2026 19:10

Cover the bowl with a plate. This way, no more splashing!

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Battousai124 9

Wednesday 15 July 2026 18:58

Are you microwaving it IN the can??? Put it in a goddamn bowl...

Yudith 25

Wednesday 15 July 2026 19:10

Cover the bowl with a plate. This way, no more splashing!

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