iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
pgmonster
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
sdgsfvbkuhkj
United States
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Anonymous
Cough up
Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML
in_hardik
United States
Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
patch91
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)
DocBastard 40
You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.
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valri3 0
On the third day of work your first boss said to you "You're fired!"
FlashBurn 13
Tell you what, let him hit that back and he might spare you from being terminated!
cloud720 5
Look on the bright side, at least you will have a job until you pay for the damages :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Was your boss in it? Well, your name is a lie but, unless required for the position, being a bad driver shouldn't disqualify you from being a good worker. Unless you have no insurance or his car was cherry, your boss will probably be understanding. Good luck.
iHateThisLife 10
work out a deal to have all ur wages go towards the repair
maxtheman 0
atleast you made it past day 1 :D. Silver lining to everything
perdix 31
Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Hit & run!!!!!
tbonea1990 0
at least your boss knows you
DakotaCat 4
Now it's your last