Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
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mariepastyglue 30
something always goes wrong when the elderly are involved!
Soniye 14
Okay seriously STOP trusting the elderly!! Lmfao I see they have striked again..
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Comments (51)
DrownedMyFish 18
She could have just thanked you. I guess actions speak louder than words though.
CallMeWindSock 24
Wouldn't you know not to trust old people after all these FML's?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
On purpose?
Pesticides 19
Or maybe her schedule was Booked and she was in a hurry
MsFML_ 16
Who can blame her? You got in her way! No I'm just kidding, watch out for them!! They're dangerous!
tannerianian 11
People who disliked this comment... Lighten up! She said she was kidding. God damn people on FML take things way to seriously...
BlahhBlahhIDGAF 11
Did you atleast say your welcome after she pleasantly thanked you??? :)
megsbenjamin 1
wow..that sucks
kim_larsa 5
Press charges on her.
thejimler 9
They have strange ways of thanking you in Texas it seems...
kenoswild 14
The elderly strikes again!!
Acrlyx 8
Elderly Wars 2: Attack of the car!