Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
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metakingt 0
how the hell does a dog dying sound like your parents having sex?
ISellHerbs 0
It was going to happen anyway whether you could have gotten it to a vet or not, there just wasn't enough time. But if you are used to dealing with your parents engaging in those activities, you need draw some borders.
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Comments (219)
Cristaderzi 0
Yeah that sucks and its sad. I love you kid and I pray that you can overcome this.
extradorkyloser 4
The way I percepted this fml was that there were people in his room that killed his dog. idk last time I checked, dying dogs don't whisper...
palmtrees 1
No, but they would whimper, or pant heavily, which is probably what the OP is referring to. And 'percepted' is most definitely not a word. Try 'perceived'.
FPsLife 5
BUT WHO WAS PHONE??
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
Sorry about your dog =[
allstar_1759 0
Oh god man thats truely ******. How do you not know your parents arnt home in the first place? W/E Sorry about your dog and hope your parents dont pin in out you saying it's your fault. GL AND FYL
22jrdn55 15
what made you think your parents were having sex in YOUR bedroom?
wearinsexypants 0
I really don't think someone killed the dog, i think it died on its own, and the sounds she heard were the sounds it was making while it was dying. therefore she should have investigated. also it is really stupid to not know when you are alone or when other people are home with you, because it could lead to bad situations.
angiebby 0
why would you let your parents have sex in your room?!
Person1233 13
Why is everyone commenting on this so ******* retarded?! SHE WAS IN HER ROOM WHEN SHE HEARD THE NOISES. Now kill yourself for being a waste of life. NAO.
Ohnothingreally 0
"...I went into the room and saw my dead dog on the floor". Ooh, not quite. Lo Siento. ;)
angiebby 0
can you read dumbass?
heartystar 0
Wow that is sad but creepy why would the sound of sex and the sound of dieing be the same!!!!!?????
heartystar 0
Why wild u let ur parents have sex in ur room?!?!?