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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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mastermadman 0
Wow. That's rather... wow. After you get over the shock, yell your lungs off at her and make her get you a new toothbrush. I like #6's Idea. iheyman is just a nasty dude and you shouldn't listen to him.
RickyLedo 0
iheyman, what if she has STD's? Would you still use it? I think not. Weirdo.
Pearson_fml 0
Whats your sister look like?
maggieislemons 0
xD
Rain_fml 0
LMFAO
thebirdistheword 0
#33....you used your own toooth brush? ewwww i hope you had 2 1 for masterbating 1 for teeth brushing
rachelx33 0
i'm pretty sure i died and went to heaven. that was the funniest thing EVER.
railfan_fml 0
oooh that sucks confront her
chicksoflyjo7 0
thats ridiculous! id slap a bitch.
19d00m_bAbE99 0
Did ya throw the ******* thing in the FIRE?!! Ugggh *quivers* even I wouldn't do that