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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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SEXMUFFIN21 0

#415 no one cares

shirvon100 0

aint htat about a bitch

DanielleMazz 0

I feel so sorry for u! what if shes done that before!!!!! ieewwwww! (but i laughed my head off when i read this)

hellyeahfucker 0

this is too hysterical for words

Fmlisthebest 0

thats funnny kenzie

gaaralee1234 0

yeah that's kinda hot

bienfait_nn 0

probably been happening for ages

#6 dont forget to buy a new toothbrush because it was his sister not girlfriend

#417 shes ur step sister? thats kinda wrong but if shes hot and not blood related go for it not cousin either thats nasty too

also with 182 u might wanna keep ur cell phone away from her another idea i had was just take a dump on hers or try 57's idea and #422 thats only hot if its not his sister what guy wants his sister sticking his tootbrush in her vag really???? get a new toothbrush tell her shes a bitch at least she didnt use food like hot dogs that were frozen and put them back