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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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heyyitsmee 0

omg! hahaha....thats messed up..

dirty. get some of your juices onto her toothbrush

Does your sisters ****** have teeth?

LMFAOWTFHAY 0

Hahhaha, I feel sorry for your teeth

lucky! :(

purplemagnet 0

#12 way to make this poor person feel worse...i think they put two and two togther...that is infact why it is a major **** MY LIFE moment...

wow, that is some funny ass shit.

audreyelise 0

Ew gross, I'd puke for a life time if that were me. I feel so sorry for you dude.

dude... gross btw listen to #6 what a great idea

Samera_fml 0

I agree with #37 and #51. Nastiness.