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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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no wonder your breath smells like that. i thought it was me cuse i just came back from my girlfriend house.

If she was using it now.... That means she used that alot... Which means : You were brushing your tooth with her ******* hair

haha im with number 6

You know What ... Try masturbating and then sperm on her toothbrush....

insane_chick 0

Which is why I don't use an electric toothbrush...

WOW that is preeety amazing. Is it your older or younger sister???

#6 FTW!!! The first thing I would do is get a new toothbrush though.

lotlux29 0

At least on of you guys is using the tooth brush.

hey dude i think i know you whats your sisters name?

waterpoloweasel 0

#6 you are a genius But you probably liked it. Perv.