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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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LovelyCutiePie 0
Maybe she was just having a REALLY good time brushing her teeth?
didiciao 1
hey i've always actually wanted to try that because one of my ex-friends do it! so it really does work hey!!
unluckyluis 2
wow
wowpeople 0
THATS SO DISGUSTING... haha number 11
Pearson_fml 0
Because #456, #9 is FML staff.
Gratshits 0
That's f*uckin hillarious
xymenah 0
o.o; eww. buy a new toothbrush!
yourz4ever 0
OMG. ew. that is disgusting. go buy a new toothbrush...NOW!
fiveonesix516 0
To get her back: put some dog shit in her shampoo bottle.
pietastesgood 0
I would've asked her what she was doing with that toothbrush straight away. She would never live it down.