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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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B00_fml 0
Use her socks to ********** and put them back when you're done.
karleigh 0
#57 & 164 made me lol :]]
Jabulls 0
This can't be real. To funny to be real. Dear god I hope its real. Pics or it nvr happened.
xsydbabyx 0
I agree with #297. But in a roundabout way, it's like incest :D Your sister needs to learn new tricks. Or get a vibrator.
allovershoe 2
O_O just shows what americans are these days >.> cant even afford ****** these days o_O their replacement is vibrating toothbrushes lol...
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I'm an Aussie and trust me, electric toothbrush's are awesome! Plus they're all minors can get their hands on.
FroboyPwnage 0
i agree with #6 that'd be hilarious
ideataxi 0
i agree, really superb story there
Powahouse 0
Dude, that rules. But only because it happened to someone else. Thank god for this website. hahahaha... Oh yeah, that sucks for you, by the way.
nnyl 0
I should not have been reading this in the middle of my class... i started giggling as my teacher started talking about discrimination in the work place. Now she's giving me "shame on you" stares... Still this was hilarious (i'm still trying not to crack up)
blondie94_fml 0
awwwww ewwwww man! get another one!