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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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HAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! #12 thats hilarious

Maybe your sis thinks this is how you have "clean" sex?

can i borrow the toothbrush?

bradofthedead 0

Dude, I was about to post something similar. My electric toothbrush has been missing for months. Well my sister stole some of my insence and I decided to look for it in her room after she left today. my toothbrush is under her pillow :/

bradofthedead 0

Dude, I was about to post something similar. My electric toothbrush has been missing for months. Well my sister stole some of my insence and I decided to look for it in her room after she left today. my toothbrush is under her pillow :/

Damn.. Did she really have to get off that bad? That's just gross.. Yet another reason why I keep my toothbrush in my room, and not in the bathroom..

peacelovehappine_fml 0

omg really... really?? thats just not weird what was she using it for n

Maybe her ****** has teeth

MixedNuts 0

thats ****** up, but the more ****** up thing is that u prolly still use that toothbrush!

_DivaStylsz_ 0

ROFLMFAOOOO..srry to laugh but ohh god i wulda ****** her up !