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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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pi_noize 0
LOL #57
green_199 0
Now you know the perfect birthday gift
BakerMan_fml 0
Hahha I would get even!
hp5man 0
yo thats ****** jokes XD i'd get her back by saying ....one day at dinner table (sisters name) do you have any idea where my toothbrush went?
wichitagirl87 0
lmao that is so gross I would definitely go with #57 after I got a new toothbrush... then go with #6 afterwards.. if she's gonna use any toys she should get them from a **** shop not your bathroom!
NeverMind88 0
IMAGINE IF YOUR PARENT GOT THE RUNS AND JUST BARGED IN... what a sight :D Didn't the bristles hurt her?? It must have been EXTRA SOFT.
knitbitch 0
I thought you're not supposed to share toothbrushes! But seriously, that SUCKS for you. I feel really bad for you. And for godsakes do number 57 its effin hilarious!
Nardaviel 0
I... stole my sister's electric toothbrush for this purpose. #269 -- That's why you use the other side, and shave the bristles off. Dear god. I'm a horrible person.
Nardaviel 0
LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR, THOUGH -- I DID NOT PUT IT BACK AFTERWARDS.
Dimaranien 1
o man, you have it rough!