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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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lol thats funny because a girl was on cam with me using a toothbrush on the same date, if it was your sister sorry!

at least we know she's clean! dibs!

drbilljacobs 0

the fuckedup thing is my wife has done the same thing just with her sisters tooth brush. lol

#57 has got the right idea: Dare you to do it. Ps: Whilst at the supermarket buying the pepper, get yourself a new toothbrush as well.

dude do wat 63 said... actually put it in the dog's butt, dont just rub it.. and take a picture of urself with a cheesy smile and a thumbs up right next to it. tape the picture to the back of her shampoo bottle so that when she takes a shower after brushing her teeth she'll see it... or if u dont wana make ur dog suffer just brush ur dogs teeth with it. if u dont have a dog find a stray.

HughGRection 0

That is sweet.. Is your sister cute :)

If she's hot, then **** yeah!

zanzibar_fml 0

dibs on tooth brush.

i agree with 6 and never use that toothbrush again

LMFAO!!! Holy geeeezus!! That... Was... AWESOME!!!