Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML
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bonermonkey 31
cheating asshole...
emeraldisle 30
And now he's your ex-boyfriend.
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Comments (80)
interesting33 37
Sounds like a line to me, to get that girl to fall for him. I'm so sorry OP - you can certainly do better
tishtashbat 16
I actually wasn't expecting him to get off with the friend, thought the FML was that he didn't think his gf was gorgeous/as gorgeous as the last girl :/
bigdfootball97 24
Same :/
Johaneva_fml 12
Me too. That make it a double FML.
FalloutScrolls 25
I often wonder how people like that can live with themselves.
americanafrican 32
well that escalated quickly
imerichello 18
It's ok, you can find someone much better and someone who actually respects you and love you for who you are
Oppression_fml 19
That escalated quickly...
rainbowsRlove 15
sounds like a **** opening
Guitargod446 11
No, no, it sounds like a **** opening. Except I don't think OP got in on that.
Sphanz 17
Two options: Dump him. Or get even. (Kiss another guy in front of him). That way youll be even with eachother. But if it happens then it's not okay.
InfiniteSecret 20
So basically the options are act like a mature person or act like a child
Witchylady 18
Hopefully he is your ex now !!!
worldclassrager 41
Suductive much?
JKPwnage 27
Yus, vury suductivu