Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Perfect timing...
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
The whole tooth
Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
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Erebane 0
You've got an excuse to PMS.
danii_s2 0
ouuuuuch
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Comments (162)
everydayisfml07 3
that sucks so ******* baddddd. def FYL
little_birdie 0
really # far side (#97)?? are you that retarted? women have their period 5-7 days of the month. They can last for as long as 5 days up to a week. Dont comment on what you don't know about. I would know about it anyway. And it's acceptable to bitch on your period, but this girl has to have her wisdom teeth pulled AND already has a cold WITH her period. burn in hell. I WISH you knew the pain we go through during periods.
spetchi 0
Uhm, I'm pretty sure they're going to tell you to go home when you get to your appointment. They won't take out your wisdom teeth while you're sick.
bossybanks 0
omg I'm sorry op fyl!
prod324 0
dayummm thts sum shit
lollercakes1 0
awww that's horrible ;( I sorey
at07556 0
u can't get ur wisdom teeth out when ur sick!
glitterbabe224 0
it shouldn't be that bad. I meen your periods every month, and I barely notice when I'm on mine. but wisdom teeth, now that sucks. that's an fml alone(:
alfalfa101 0
My mom never go her wisdom teeth out and nothing happened neither with my 6th grade teacher...I'm not gettin mine out! Y get them out if nothing happens
Peaches012 0
Most people get them out bc there mouths are too small for their teeth so they get removed after/ before they come/ came in so it wo t be discomfortable possible mess up the rest if their teeth :)
damador 0
Yikes that's gotta suck.