pixkalexi
North Easton, United States
Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
Symphonic
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
majestic09
United States
Irritable
Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML
Anonymous
Inside out?
Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML
Anonymous
Viby, Denmark
Plumbing issues
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Anonymous
I can't win
Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML
Anonymous
United States
My guts hate my guts
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
pleasestop
Australia
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
julie ugly
All bunged up
Today, I tried a new medicine in hopes that it would stop my stomach from constantly growling. Turns out, my body can either digest loudly, or not at all. I’ve been full for three days after one regular-sized meal. FML
shitty day
United States
Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML
Anonymous
Gassy
Today, we had cabbage. A lot of cabbage. The farts are so horrid I can barely stand myself. FML
Top comments
BrookieAnn 19
Just use the force...take twice a day until Chewbacca shuts the heck up
Wizardo 34
'Mweurruuururruurgh' - Chewbacca. Truer words have never been spoken...
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Comments (64)
PenguinBitch 44
These ARE the fiber bars you're looking for.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Are your stomach walls closing in on him?
DorkAlert 10
HAHA that was a good one
Jharrist89 12
How did you swallow his hairy ass!
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Damn wookies!
dakatabg 31
Go to the bathroom and give it a try
dRUMsKELETON 12
It would be pretty awesome if you knew how to speak wookie. I presume you don't though, and I hope you feel better soon!
olpally 33
So that's where he's hiding? You sneaky son of a bitch...
laughmaster 9
Try a laxative, those things usually do the trick
roadie42 21
Ahhh man, I miss good ol' Danny. I know you got down voted but I appreciate the reference at least ^_^
Getspmak 15
Could be worse, could be Jar-jar Binks