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Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
unemployed
United States
That's some BS
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
raquelcita
Winter Park, United States
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Got something for you
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Don't text and work
France
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Corozal, Colombia
Bullshit jobs
Today, and ever since someone hired our new manager, she began threatening us, saying she was going to fire us because we "never work." In the meantime, she delegates her tasks, and is never available online. So, finally, our director thought she deserved a salary increase for… not actually doing her work. FML
Anonymous
Jekyll and Hyde
Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML
Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
notanidiot
Lansing, United States
Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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Doortje 30
Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.
seraphxchild 3
psh best boss ever
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Comments (124)
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, I'm an amateur player. I have respect for your boss. :P
mintcar 10
Angry Birds suck. Tiny Wings is better. :)
Miss_Michaela 10
I bought Angry birds before Tiny Wings. Haven't had a chance at playing TW yet.
docscientist 10
World of goo is betterest.
tesuan 0
no minecraft is
SchiTzenGiglez 0
I love that cat
docscientist 10
We're talking iPhone games. Minecraft is indeed the greatest however.
r6_fml 4
Sounds like a challenge. Bring it on bitch!
hilobude 0
14 win.
flippers 0
starcraft is an official sport in korea... :)
ElementTruth 2
One FML that actually made me laugh.
PassTheDutch 0
she must be really good. I think that ***** hard lol. but I don't think this is an FML kind of situation
mintcar 10
Angry Birds suck. Tiny Wings is better. :)
aKid_namedIZ 1
angry birds is a fun app but it pisses me off when I fail 50 times in a row
this_female 0
I like * (:
l0v3p4in 7
hehehe cute.