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Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
unemployed
United States
That's some BS
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
raquelcita
Winter Park, United States
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Got something for you
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Don't text and work
France
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Corozal, Colombia
Bullshit jobs
Today, and ever since someone hired our new manager, she began threatening us, saying she was going to fire us because we "never work." In the meantime, she delegates her tasks, and is never available online. So, finally, our director thought she deserved a salary increase for… not actually doing her work. FML
Anonymous
Jekyll and Hyde
Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML
Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
notanidiot
Lansing, United States
Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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Doortje 30
Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.
seraphxchild 3
psh best boss ever
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Comments (124)
pinkchocolatex3 0
OMG ! I love that gameee
delia_24 0
I like that game :]
pitchblease 2
it's a useful skill. I haven't beaten that game. it's hard.
loganator50 3
challenge accepted.
Buddy360 0
And I am a professional CoD: Black Ops Zombies player.
Buddy360 0
And I am a professional CoD: Black Ops Zombies player.
rjensen511 0
and that's bad why??? so you have a boss who thinks she's mastered a cool game, big deal! put your pull ups on like a big boy do what you gotta do and shut the f$&@ up you big baby!!!!
PassTheDutch 0
you're.
cgchamp89 7
haha that's awesome... very professional boss!
justmyself_fml 0
she sounds awesome!