Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
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Top comments
ulquiorra102 10
Always good to have such a supportive father.
jcbhghy 4
I feel bad for your boyfriend.
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Comments (81)
ltaper11 20
Will u or will you not that is the question
Dzirino 2
Listen to your father and kick the ass of that goofy bastard!
DKjazz 20
Okay... What? How does he deserve it?
McNikk 15
Maybe you should ask your boyfriend to be more mature and serious when your father is around.
oNisao 21
He'll get over it. Just go for him if you love him :D
depocadoll 15
How rude! >:( Well, I hate to ask, but does what's in the will trump your love for him? If not, tell them to "bite me" and marry that goofy bastard! Best wishes!
hryffff 11
Well.... if you really loved him you would marry him anyway.
Adhdkid107 9
I have a strong feeling your father doesn't like your well now husband.
komoo 1
I suggest you abandon your boyfriend.**** our life.
000lizzy000 13
YDI if you picked a partner that isn't good enough for you :)
jmcr 27
How do you know if he is or isnt good enough for her just cause her dad doesnt like him doesnt mean that he isnt good for her
GrinchFu1 27
No dad really wants to lose their baby girl. Give it time... He'll come around. Also, your dad sounds hilarious!
RedPillSucks 33
If you love him, there shouldn't be a question . My mom went through the same thing with her fiancé . Sadly, he made the wrong choice.
SammyS2012 21
That sucks, sorry to hear that. At least your mom is better off without him, right?