Today, it's my birthday. I found out I have Covid. Also, the police kicked me out of the hotel I'm quarantining in. This is still not my worst birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML
Today, I got a hotel room for myself and 4 friends to have a great night out in town. The couple of the group had a huge argument, ruining the evening, then another friend took of in the middle of the night, and to top it off we all ended up catching Covid. FML
Today, I’m not sure what to call it, but I think I just got COVID-SWATted when a bunch of police turned up to my house after someone told them I was partying with over 50 people, breaking social distancing. In a one-bed flat, with barely enough room for 3 people to sit down at the same time. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My spouse got into a fight, ending a relationship with a friend. They're laying around, unable to move due to panic attacks. I'm exhausted from being dragged unwillingly into things. The birthday messages feel like a joke. FML
Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Yudith 28
Where I'm from, you cannot kick some one out of a hotel room if they have been quarantining there. The government even reserved several hotels in order to have a place where to put the quarantining people. You know, because letting a Covid-positive patient on the streets to mingle with the general population is kind of not what you want to do right now.
newbiemalestr8 27
Happy birthday!! We need a follow up! Why did the cops kick you out???
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newbiemalestr8 27
Happy birthday!! We need a follow up! Why did the cops kick you out???
kfchicken 31
quarantine is a buffer to make sure you're healthy before re entering the general public. you can't quarantine sick and healthy people together because that goes against it's purpose
kfchicken 31
that sucks but you can't quarantine with healthy people when you're sick, the cops were just doing their job. hopefully next year will make up for it
Yudith 28
Where I'm from, you cannot kick some one out of a hotel room if they have been quarantining there. The government even reserved several hotels in order to have a place where to put the quarantining people. You know, because letting a Covid-positive patient on the streets to mingle with the general population is kind of not what you want to do right now.