Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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Top comments
imseksie 0
She got balls..
Il_Maestro 6
Apparently that was strike three.
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Comments (217)
NashyzzleTheN 10
Kids.. Eventually she'll regret it but that kind of thing wont make her cool.
dansco 25
Erm where did she get bowling balls in a school? I don't remember having a bowling alley in my school :(
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
Your daughter sounds like a dumbass.
idlechaos 6
Yore child is an idiot
Nyx7 24
Your*
yupitssoph 18
I'm sorry, but what the **** is wrong with your daughter? This is more like an f HER life. But seriously.. Who does that??
SakeGurl 9
K.. So thumb me down idc .. But that made me giggle . The noise had to be Epic!! That was great. That girl has balls . No pun. Now someone needs to go to a hunting store and buy canned dead animal smell and hide it in a locker. It will last FOREVER !! They use it for hunting coyotes. . I hunt deer so I have seen them in the hunting store.
dogpup4 23
I hate you and I would like to hit you.
SakeGurl 9
I say someone cause I'm not a dumbass. I plan on staying in school !!
lowie89 7
What kind of school does your daughter go to? To have a bowling alley at the school? Unless she snuck the bowling ball in her backpack idk how she got it
livilooo 4
I think the biggest question is where the hell did she find a bowling ball at school?
BloodFaerie 21
Seriously, that is ****** up - someone could have seriously been hurt! I think you should be focusing on the fact that you're lucky she wasn't brought up on criminal charges!!